25 Of The Best Quotes From Friends

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There are so many funny quotes from my favorite Friends. I have put together a list of my Top 25 – and laughed as I thought of each one…

  1. “Look at me, I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?”  – When Joey puts on every piece of Chandler’s clothing while they were fighting over a chair.
  2. “Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!! OH!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!” – When Phoebe finds out about Chandler and Monica.
  3. “Gum would be perfection.” – When Chandler accepts a piece of gum from model Jill Goodacre while they are trapped in an ATM vestibule during a blackout.
  4. “Oh! Oh! Oh! He’s a Transponster!” – Rachel’s response to the question “What is Chandler Bing’s job?” when they were playing the “who knows who better” game.
  5. “He’s her lobster” – What Phoebe says when Ross and Rachel finally get together.
  6. “So how many cameras were actually on you?” – What Chandler asks Monica during the prom video when Monica says the camera puts on 10 pounds.                                                                    
  7. “Beef, sautéed with peas and onions.” – When Rachel adds this layer to her dessert trifle.
  8. “OH. MY. GOD.” – Janice. Enough said.                                                     
  9. “You fell asleeeep?” – When Ross falls asleep reading Rachel’s 18-page letter – front and back.
  10. “Sorry Frank, I’m kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked.” – When Frank asks Phoebe to hold off giving birth until Alice gets there.
  11. “Regina Phalange” – Phoebe’s fake name, not to be confused with Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.                                                                                                                                                         
  12. “You were gonna drink the fat!” – When Ross was gonna drink the fat.
  13. “That’s how they do pants!” – When Chandler uses Joey’s tailor and that is NOT how they do pants.
  14. “Whip it out! Whip it out” – What Ross yells when they find out about Chandler’s third nipple.
  15. “I Ross, take thee…Rachel.” – When Ross says the wrong name.                                                        
  16. “You know, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.” – When Phoebe breaks up Monica and Rachel’s fight over Jean-Claude Van Damme.
  17. “We were on a break!” – If you are a fan, no explanation needed.
  18. “How do you expect me to grow if you don’t let me blow?” – When the girls were reading a self-help book, “Be Your Own Windkeeper”.
  19. “Paper…snow…a ghost!” – When Joey was on $25,000 Pyramid.                                                       
  20. “You’re over me? When were you…under me?” – When Ross finds out that Rachel has feelings for him.
  21. “This is all a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It’s moo.” – Joey’s opinion on Rachel’s crush.
  22. “I mean, isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?” – When Rachel gets back from the airport with Ross and Julie.
  23. “It’s a treat for the eyes… and the ears.” – When Monica gets cornrows.                                         
  24. “Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven”– When Monica taught Chandler about erogenous zones.
  25. “I got off the plane.” – The final episode.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Is your favorite on this list? If not, let us know which Friends lines made you laugh most 🙂


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