1. “I carried a watermelon”

2. “…you big stud… Take me to bed or lose me forever!”

3. “What does this song mean? My whole life, I don’t know what this song means. I mean, ‘Should old acquaintance be forgot’? Does that mean that we should forget old acquaintances, or does it mean if we happened to forget them, we should remember them, which is not possible because we already forgot?”

4. “My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain’t never getting married!”

5.

“So, I bop him for a couple of years, get his job when he gets his hands caught in the vault, do a black mink ad, retire in utter disgrace, then write a best seller and be a fabulous host on my own talk show…”

6. “Would ya just watch the hair? Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.”

7. “When you grow up your heart dies”

8. “When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. It’s a classy move. ‘Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.’ And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV”

9. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom”

10. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”

11. “Way to go Paula. Way to go!!”

12. “It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together … and I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home. .. only to no home I’d ever known … I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew. It was like … magic.”