1. “Ross, just for my own peace of mind, you’re not married to any more of us are you?”

2. “Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.”

3. “We would like some more alcohol and you know what else? We would like some more beers.”

4. “This is brand new information!”

5. “Paper! Snow! A ghost!”

6. “Just so you know, with us, it’s never off the table.”

7. “You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?”

8. “SEVEN!”

9. “Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap.’”

10. “If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!”

11. “15 Yemen Road, Yemen.”

12. “I’m breezy.”